Seriously folks, my Mom and Jared went to Hawaii and all I got was this flowered lei!
It was a nice gift, but I would have preferred a pineapple-flavored bone. Better yet, I’d have liked to tag along and go swimming in the Hawaiin ocean.
A little miffed that mom didn’t take me with her. Maybe next year. Until then, I’ll just chill in my lei and daydream.